That is a cricket bat

Bangalore club masti

School stories

Mama: What happened in school today?
Rono: I will not tell you!

on other days, reported without prompting.

Rono: Mama, I looked and looked for Abhisheik (my best friend) and then I found him
Rono: I did not get ANYTHING, no chocolate, no lolly pop
Rono: I got a chocolate.
Rono: I did handwriting today
Rono: How come my file became blue, it was yellow (last year), why? why?
Rono: The teacher with the mole asked me why I was not coming to school? and she was crying.
Rono: Yash (my other friend) vomited in the van and on the road.
Rono: Mama, in my van one uncle has lot of hair, another uncle has no hair
Rono: Today the fat uncle was not there..
Rono: Mama, the boy was crying and eveyone ran away...I also ran away.
Rono: I got a tatoo ( while displaying it on the back of my palm).
Rono: I did masti in the van...
Rono: Mama, I made a new friend, and before my mama asking, I dont know his name

Table Top Fun

Solution - New dress

Mummy bought me new clothes, they are a set of 3 T-shirts. I have not worn them yet! and I remind Mama , that I have new clothes...and Mama says they are to be worn on Ganesh Chaturthi day!
So I told her...Mama,
one I will wear at home
one we will wear outside
one we will keep for Ganpathi day!

Permission

I know the meaning of the word Permission...Grandpa explained it to me one day!
Then I used the word again appropriately!
I was playing with Grandpa's office papers...and Grandpa told me not to do it...
so..I replied, Grandpa, I will not do it again!
Next time I will ask for your PERMISSION.